Monday | January 21, 2008

الست نعامة و ابله فضيله ياااااااه يا ولاد يا ولاد تعالو تعالو

المره دى ذكريات ايام الراديو
قبل ال دش  بزمان. زمن جميل و ايام براح
وحدوته الأرنب والتعلب بأدونها علشان اعرف احكى لحبيبه حواديت هادفه زى زمان
و الف شكر و الفين سلام و تحيه للست نعامه. واللى عايز يعرف الست نعامه و يقرا كلام من دماغ موزوون مش مدفون فى الرمل يروح هنا
وادى حدوته الأرنب والتعلب. ويا ولاد يا ولاد تعالو تعالو 
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Monday | January 14, 2008

For You Habiba

By chance I found a wonderful presentation on line, the idea is brilliant.
I adapted it for Habiba and here is the result:
Habiba is my daughter AKA Koki, this I the second post for her the first one subject is “My Love Habiba”.
Sometimes I feel with Habiba that I am having a small lovely always jumping small kitten, sometimes I feel I have a small energizer battery full of power.
Please, don’t laugh some of you understand my feeling for sure.
She eats from my hand, we sometimes share the same bed, I drink always after her majesty finishes and eat her remaining food, and she can understand me very well.
Koki now is 19 months plus. For her I will summarize the last 19 months with photos.
This is on her first day in this world and in our life.
she looks like a wet chick


First photo while sleeping at the age of 6 days, cute angel


In this one she was feeling cold after a bath and look at the finger, she always use it like mother like daughter, and she still point always , we always say same finger.

These are collection while dreaming, Koki was fully asleep.




 

and now , look at this new sleeping style.


This is a priceless wink, isn't it?


Just awake and challenging anyone to stop her. A running kitten says catch me if you can !

Very tired and fights sleeping, still in need for extra working-out time in the GYM.


 
Many times I told her Tennis is not your game, she doesn't listen!
this day jumped over the net 30 times.

Curiosity killed the cat; want to discover anything in the mouth first.
 
Why you always carry this thing and point it at me (camera)
 
My kitten always looks for more milk and always running out of milk.
can you resist these eyes? I will buy a cow!
 
This is a very strange sleeping position


First time to taste money, Eid Day in Abu Dhabi


How did she get inside if she is not a kitten?


Always trying to escape and doesn't like to be confined spaces.
Looking for freedom.

Left and single handed professional driver.

Sick and fever, low energy level in the battery.

Expressing anger by showing the red eye.


Just for you Habiba , I love you,
 بحبك تؤبرينى

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قويه جدا ..و أعجبتنى جدا... شكرا ايهاب المهر.. فنجان من القهوه


فنجان
 من القهوة
 
 وقف بروفيسور أمام تلاميذه
ومعه بعض الوسائل التعليمية..
وعندما بدأ الدرس ودون أن يتكلم ..
أخرج عبوه زجاجيه كبيره فارغة..
وأخذ يملأها (بكرات الجولف )
ثم سأل التلاميذ ..
هل الزجاجة التي في يده مليئة أم فارغة ؟
فاتفق التلاميذ على أنها مليئة ..
فأخذ صندوقاً صغيرا من الحصى ..
و سكبه داخل الزجاجة ....
ثم رجها بشده حتى تخلخل الحصى ..
 في المساحات الفارغة بين كرات الجولف ..
ثم سألهم ....؟
إن كانت الزجاجة مليئة ؟
فأتفق التلاميذ مجدداً على أنها كذلك ..
فأخذ بعد ذلك صندوقاً ..
صغيراً من الرمل ..
و سكبه فوق المحتويات في الزجاجة..
و بالطبع فقد ملأ الرمل باقي الفراغات فيها..
و سأل طلابه مره أخرى..
إن كانت الزجاجة مليئة ؟
فردوا بصوت واحد ..
بأنها كذلك .....
أخرج البروفيسور بعدها فنجاناً من القهوة..
و سكب كامل محتواه داخل الزجاجة ..
فضحك التلاميذ من فعلته ..
و بعد أن هدأ الضحك ..
شرع البروفيسور في الحديث قائلاً :
الآن أريدكم أن تعرفوا ما هي القصة ..
إن هذه الزجاجة تمثل حياة كل واحد منكم..
وكرات الجولف .. تمثل الأشياء الضرورية في حياتك :
دينك ، قيمك , أخلاقك ، عائلتك , أطفالك ,
صحتك , أصدقائك .
بحيث لو انك فقدت (( كل شيء ))
وبقيت هذه الأشياء فستبقى حياتك ..
مليئة و ثابتة ..
أما الحصى فيمثل الأشياء المهمة في حياتك :
وظيفتك , بيتك , سيارتك ..
وأما الرمل فيمثل بقية الأشياء ..
أو لنقول : الأمور البسيطة و الهامشية..
فلو كنت وضعت الرمل في الزجاجة أولاً ..
فلن يتبقى مكان للحصى أو لكرات الجولف ..
وهذا يسري على حياتك الواقعية كلها ..
فلو صرفت كل وقتك و جهدك على توافه الأمور..
فلن يتبقى مكان للأمور التي تهمك ..
لذا فعليك أن تنتبه جيدا و قبل كل شيء للأشياء الضرورية ..
لحياتك و استقرارك ..
و أحرص على الانتباه لعلاقتك بدينك ..
وتمسكك بقيمك و مبادئك و أخلاقك ..
أمرح مع عائلتك ، والديك ، أخوتك ، وأطفالك ..
قدم هديه لشريك حياتك وعبر له عن حبك..
وزر صديقك دائماً وأسأل عنه..
أستقطع بعض الوقت لفحوصاتك الطبية الدورية..
وثق دائما بأنه سيكون هناك وقت كافي للأشياء الأخرى .......
ودائماً ..
أهتم بكرات الجولف أولاً ..
فهي الأشياء التي تستحق حقاً الاهتمام ..
حدد أولوياتك ..
فالبقية مجرد >>> رمل..
وحين انتهى البروفيسور من حديثه..
رفع أحد التلاميذ يده قائلاً:
أنك لم تبين لنا ما تمثله القهوة ؟
(( فابتسم )) البروفيسور وقال :
أنا سعيد لأنك سألت ..
أضفت القهوة فقط لأوضح لكم..
بأنه مهما كانت حياتك مليئة .......
فسيبقى هناك دائماً مساحه..
لفنجان من القهوة !!

 





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Sunday | January 13, 2008

هذا الرجل أحبه

 
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Saturday | January 12, 2008

I need I must have

Today is Saturday Jan 12-2008. I usually write and publish here without preparation. It is automated process. I remember a thing or see something new or get a crazy idea, write what is inside and publish it.
15 minutes ago I got a deep down call "what will you write today?" my answer to myself was noting and then I decided to write.
If you fed up of reading this and think it is bullshit, stop it now because I will not stop.
I need to write I must write.
" I NEED I MUST HAVE "  
 A very strong proverb always used by Bernd Nollau, don't worry I will not tell who is Nollau!
I needed to write, decided to write, jumped to my keyboard and open my email client!
 Why? Good question. Simply the answer is to have a direct spell check while typing to be able to post as soon as I want.
For a second I was going to post now.
It is my decision; sure you will give me the middle finger in front of your screen but it still my decision and I will go on.
It is very strange that I didn't finish typing a clear idea yet and I am thinking, which picture would fit with nonsense I am writing.
It is eating my mind, annoying me and bothering as well; I will stop thinking about it. It will come just a little patience and it will come
I just counted at least 12 lines till now, when I needed to talk silently "to write" I managed to write 12 lines without preparation.
I am good :-) I will consider changing career, although technical career is paying very well but it sucks. I have a principle, it is not mine but I learned it from Barry D. Williams.
(Wow I can type a book about Barry, you see when we need and decide to start we can)
Let's go to the point, the principle is "I work to Live not live to work", but with the projects and free lancing business, no time to spend what you earn, unless you have a good vacation.
No daily enjoyment, and this sucks.
By the way I just found a picture that will match with the above, from my point of view. You will like it when you get to it.  
Back to the point, if I am in Alexandria , having a job, and sure it will be much less than what I am getting now. I will have the daily time to enjoy but not the tool (money) to enjoy the way I want.
No I will never say "this is life" "C' est la vie" or "life is a Bi**h", life is what we make out of it. (One of Barry's)
And I decided now I will enjoy my way and my current job will be my last one overseas, I am going back to Alexandria , will plant a nice garden, and start a new side business with a simple job.
I swear to God I didn't prepare a word of what I have typed, it is all started because of
 I NEED I MUST HAVE
It was good to talk silently, and I found what will the next story tell? It will be about Barry and Nollau.
Ciao


 

Hellooooo

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Friday | January 11, 2008

تسجيل اللحظه

الحمد لله .....ميزنا المولى عز و جل بالعقل.. وإعمال العقل والتفكير يصل بنا للصواب و الخطأ و لأشياء أخرى كالإختراع والإبتكار
والإبتكار أوصلنا لتسجيل اللحظه. قد يختلف بعضنا فد درجه الهوس بتسجيل اللحظه
 وسأستعير كلمات أبى كمقدمه لموضوع غريب طق فى دماغى من شويه و انا بأستعيد بعض اللحظات المسجله
(طول ما انت ماسك البتاعه دى و ماشى بيها فى كل حته ما انتاش نافع هتفضل مطيور على طول)
ربنا يديله الصحه و يفرح قلبه .. ابويا حبيبى اللهم اجعل خير اعماله خواتيمها و خير ايامه يوم يلقاك فيه 
والبتاعه هى الكاميرا
 و فى هذا الموضوع تشارك زوجتى ابى فى الرأى مع ان عمرهم ما بيتفقوا !
 ايه اللى فتح الموضوع الغريب ده و العنوان الأغرب (تسجيل اللحظه) و المقدمه التى اقل ما يصفها انا سفسطه أو صفصطه ايهما اصح؟
سكسك وبُني.. سكسك هو هيثم نصار و بنى هو احمد رامي. سكسك اخويا الصغير  و بُني ابن اختي. اللحظه الى لقيتها متسجله واللى ممكن تتوصف
 بكلام كتير اوى (امان-حنان-صداقه-حب-موده-طيبه-علاقه)
اللحظه دى خليتنى ازعل من نفسى ان علاقتى بهيثم مش كما ينبغي اليومين دول للأسف بس  انا ما زلت مصر انى مش غلطان وان الموضوع مش بسيط و لسه  على موقفي. انما بحبه
 و الكلمتين دول و اللحظه معاهم علشان افكر هيثم .. بسكسك
 و اسأله هو فين ؟
هيثم اخويا موجود انما سكسك صاحبى تايه

ارجع يا سكسك


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Thursday | January 10, 2008

My Love Habiba

I miss you so much more than anyone, even more than my mom and dad, more than my wife. I miss your head touching my shoulder. I need to look at you smell you taste your sweet saliva, I need to laugh from the heart, it is only happening with you!

I need that feeling when you start complaining and shouting and everybody knows you were waiting for me to complain. I miss the moments i wake up at night to look at you sleeping.

I miss the very narrow part of the bed you give when we sleep together!

I miss our bath time. I miss live taste of life.

I am stupid to be away from you. I am sorry to miss a day apart from you. I will never ruin my apology with the stupid excuse (I am doing this for you)..


It will never happen again. I have the world if we are together.

I love you.
 The minute I first touched you, I touched LOVE and you changed everything in my life.


When I have you in my arms it is like nothing else.


Don't grow up.

 
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Wednesday | January 09, 2008

إلى زينب

 
أمى


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Tuesday | January 08, 2008

الزعيم

بدون أى شك ... أكيد مش هأتكلم عن عادل امام ولكن عن الزعيم الله يرحمه
اذا لا تعرف من هو الزعيم كل اللى عليك تروح منطقه الطابيه فى اسكندريه و تدخل شركه ابو قير للأسمده و اسأل أى حد تلاقيه سنه فوق ال 34 عن الزعيم
اذا ما لحقوش اكيد سمع عنه. أو اذا كنت فى الغردقه عدى على مجاويش بس مش هتلاقى حد من الطقم القديم  خربانه دلوقت و الا اقولك روح الاوبرا حفلات الموسيقى العربيه و اسال الناس اللى حاضره اى حفله اسأل عليه موج مطروح وبياعيين البطيخ  و معديه بورفؤاد 
اكتر من نص صحابى يعرفوه و عيلتى تعرفه و مهما عرفت مش هتعرف عن الزعيم غير لما تسمع من اتنين
العنيد أو الذكى
وكل واحد فيهم عارف انه مش عارف كل حاجه و التانى عنده حاجات ما يعرفهاش
والعنيد و الذكى اصحاب و ربنا سبب معرفتهم على ايد الزعيم
الزعيم هو ثروت عبد الرحمن وانا واحد من الإثنين مش مهم العنيد ام الذكى احسبو اللى تحسبوه
تحبوا اكمل
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Rainbow is for me only Rambo

Is it love that leads to true friendship? Or the other way around!
I will buy the first one, I liked Rambo, then I loved him, this was long time before we become Blood Brothers and Friends.
Let me Introduce Rambo. I am the only one calling him Rambo, his nickname is Rainbow and he is Jeff Cason.
My friend and Blood Brother form Georgia, USA .


Regardless of the two different nationalities and the different English we speak, I speak English and Rambo speaks REDNECK English!! And we can communicate ;-) We are friends, although many political problems since 2001 involves Arabs-Americans and Muslims we are friends.


New year eve of 2002 we decide to become blood brothers, he cut him self and I did the same, and we did it.
 Once we were visiting Jeff and his sweet Cleopatra in their place, both of us stepped into the kitchen to have a couple of cold beers. After a while we stepped into kitchen again to have another round. I thought it is a new habit to drink in the kitchen but the truth was he was so thoughtful not to bother my wife by holding a drink while we are setting together.

A deep look to this simple situation will show what does it mean to have mutual respect and love to other human beings?
On the other side there are Muslims who will never think the same way like Rambo.
By the way there is nothing special in me or in Rambo; simply we are friends since 2000 till today, whenever there is a chance to see each other we take it.
We have been to three countries, we have been deep sea fishing, we have been discussing life
And I got me my REDNECK credit card, to spend money I don’t have, to buy things I don’t need, and to impress people I don’t know ;-)
And we have a future computer business together
 YOU F**K IT, LET’S US FIX IT
He is close to me more than some other Egyptians and Muslims.
He is my Rambo, he is a friend indeed
Rambo, any comments?
I Love you man.
Blood
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